apple of wisdom
always be mischevious when picking apples. it's biblical that way.
don't nap in the afternoon if you have an appointment. you are sure to oversleep.
always offer trick or treaters candy at halloween. it's the right thing to do. no toothpaste.
drink espresso when grading. you are always far more generous when you are shaking from a caffeine high.

oh, you're so cute!!!!
Those who give out toothpaste on Halloween are bound to be "tricked."