why have kids?

as of late, thomas and i have been discussing whether or not to have kids soon.

my question is, with a cat like this, why have kids?  do you see the fat cat lying on his back?  do you see that?  well, this is normal in our household.

we can't go to the bathroom alone, they wake us up in the middle of the night, they cry when they are hungry, the are utter tyrants with us, they are heavy, demanding and pushy... they are furry little children.

why have kids?