don't think i didn't notice

i am being forcibly cuddled by a cat.  in the winter, the cats use me for what little body heat i actually produce.  they then in turn, purr and heat me up.  it is truly a symbiotic relationship.

so yeah.  i am a golden globe slut.  i know you are publicly appalled and secretly thinking that scarlett j has really big boobs.  you know, she is only 5' 4".  i know, we imdb-ed her.  yep.  short and big boobs.  i swear, some women have all the luck.

i have decided that the stars should not get to wear such beautiful jewelry, but instead, all of it should be given to me.  the princess should get to have it all.  i saw way to much pretty sparklies that would look so pretty on me.  even if my hair is in a baseball cap, i am wearing my pjs, i would totally wear those sapphires, emeralds, bling bling.  i think i deserve all the bling out there.   i need more bling.

bling is fun to type.  totally.