what do you say now?

over the years, i have met a lot of people with children.  personally, my favorite parents are the ones who believe the children were born for the parent's entertainment, not the other way around.

in the process of figuring out that this is my preferred method of parenting, and don't forget that even though  have no children of my own, i am an expert, back to my point... i think children who are taught "things" to say are the best.

so, for you... my readers, here are the juiciest:

one set of parents taught their young son to say, upon being prompted with "what do you say to the pretty lady?"  the child responded "hubba hubba."

along the same vain, another kid was taught to smile real big.

one of my most favorites, and probably the best, was the kid who when asked "what are you?", he would respond "i am a communist sympathizer."

kids say the darnedest things.