the tube is for boobs

sorry about the photos.  really.  i am.  the other laptop is still broken.

we watched some good old american idol tonight.  it occurred to me that there are two people on television that i cannot stand to watch or listen to.  i honestly think they are alien crack babies and i would much rather have a dentist yank all of my teeth out without anesthesia or be forced to eat my boogers.  really.  do you know who i am talking about?

paula abdul and bob costas.  i know that bob costas is not on that show.  but i realized that my disdain for paula is the same as it is for bob.  both of them should not be allowed to be on tv.  children should not have to endure their image.  in fact it is so bad, when i turned to thomas to get bob costas' name, i asked him who was the sports caster i disliked as much as paula... you know, the a$$.  his response: bob costas.

why must i watch these people on tv?  who do i have to sleep with in hollywood to get both of them off of my tv?  i am willing to sacrifice and take one for humanity and sleep with george clooney if it means they go...  ok.  i'd sleep with him for free.  but my point is: why, god, why?