my compelling life

i know that i wow you each and every time you read this.  let me astound you with my day.  please, sit down.  take a deep breath because what i am about to write is so profound, so prolific, so peculiar, it will rock your world.

nothing happened today.  i had the most boring day ever.

i knew you would be amazed.  i sewed for a bit.  but there was a time when i didn't hear a human voice for three hours.  i was starved for any form of communication.  words.  anything.  i had no tv, no radio, no computer.  there was no one to talk to.  and i finished my projects so i couldn't do anything else. 

how did this happen to me?  such an amazing life...