priceless

you know what is fabulous?  do you?  well let me tell you.

when you go to the office and you see a message waiting for you on the voicemail.  you hit play.  you hear a voice that sounds like your husband in a crowded room.  lots of voices.  then you try to figure out where he is.  and you listen in:

so there i was.  and there was like a bar overlooking the dance floor.  and you could tell that they were both getting what they wanted.  and they had both just finished.  that was the first time i had ever seen people having sex in a club.

he had accidentally dialed his phone while we were having a drink in new york.  nice.  happy monday.