the internet is totally for porn

one of the things i love doing more than anything on the face of the earth is going to the theatre.  i like any kind of performance really, movies, theatre, mimes (sometimes and from really far away).

we went to the big city this past weekend for a birthday party.  that person turned 30.  he is reading this right now and quite possibly crying because he is 30.  which in man time is like almost as old as jesus when he died.

anywho, he wanted to go see avenue q.  when i heard all about it, i felt all dirty inside and just knew i'd love it.  who knew how much i'd love it until i realized that adults need puppet shows like kids do.

i learned all sorts of things from this musical.  did you know that the internet is for porn?  i didn't know there was such a wealth of information for my sexual education.  i mean wow.  porn is on the internet.  i also learned that it sucks to be me and that it is ok to be noisy during sex.  i learned that schadenfreude was about my pleasure and not yours.  all of these songs taught me a valuable adult lesson.

seriously, this was the funniest show i think i have seen in ages, and if you get the chance to go to that big city, please check it out.  nothing better than naughty puppets.