a twelve step program

step 1.  get up in the morning knowing how prosh you will look in your mary jane heels, jeans and crisp white button up shirt.

step 2.  go to the office and receive tons of compliments on how hot you look.

step 3.  teach.

step 4.  go home.

step 5.  blog about your awesome birthday week.

step 6.  have parents over.

step 7.  go to that new italian restaurant with parents.

step 8.  order drinks.

step 9.  discuss menu.

step 10.  order what sounds like a fantastic meal.

step 11.  while your at the table, have father spill entire glass of red wine down your shirt and on your pants gasping and standing there in your prosh little outfit.

step 12.  after eating a fantastic meal drenched in wine, come home and throw away shirt.