bloody sweet

i like to think of myself as a really sweet person.  i tell myself this to compensate for the fact that my legs look like i have been infected with some sort of cdc patient zero monkey pox.  i say that i am the bloody sweetest person on the face of the earth which is why i have the cdc monkey pox right now.

no joke.  the mosquitoes have found me.  and they are slowly devouring my legs and causing these swells of allergic reaction to my legs making me look like that person we are all scared of because it could be contagious. 

why is it that mosquitoes feel the need to eat me?  what is it about me that says: hey, look, dinner!  i am the super value combo meal to a mosquito.  i am five star cuisine with a touch of casual dining.  i am apparently bloody sweet.