get spanked!

officially, i am now 30 years old.  woot!  i am no longer in my twenties and the disdain for those still in theirs will commence, like.... now.

so.  i have literally just come home, to post this, on my blog because i am a dork like that.  i just come home from seeing chuck palahniuk in person, listening to him, dodging flying deer heads and flying hamburgers.  i got to listen to him answer questions and do readings from his upcoming publication.  i am sure leah is busy combing over it with a red pencil and yelling at him for not using a comma properly.  something she should proabably do to me, but not today, because it is my birthday.  we watched fight club and then stood in line for an hour to have my book signed by him.

when i made it through the line and finally got up there to him, i told him it is my birthday and he smiled (exhausted because he had been signing books for like thirty (birthday reference) straight hours...) and then he signed my book.  apparently, i have tested positive for rabies, figures, and then wished me a happy birthday and wrote, "get spanked!!"  i told him i would make sure to do that.  another big smile from the sleepy author.

oh yeah.  it's my birthday and i better be getting a spanking.  happy birthday to me!  oh yeah!