in my twisted mind

needless to say, i have flown a lot.  and it does not worry me, frighten me, upset me, or cause me anxiety.  ironically, i don't get motion sick while flying either which can't be explained because i can totally turn green in any other form of transportation.

but you see, i never have the uneventful flight.  i have always gone through some sort of he!! to get to my destination.  be it being trapped on the plane for five hours, two hours to de-ice twice, faulty windshield wipers (apparently these are very necessary), the crazy molesting mother who is concerned about my well-being, that guy who talked to me the entire 8 HOURS, that lovely little girl who kicked my seat the entire 8 HOURS, etc.  name it, i have had that experience or one similar to it.  this.  is.  a.  competition.  i.  can.  win.

so.  if mr. tb gets to fly all over the place, who do i get to sit by on monday?