sometimes, i take the easy route
when the weather turns stormy, right when the thunder rumbles across the sky, and it gets dark and windy, that moment when you want to wrap up in a blanket with a good book and a cup of tea, that instant that your body says "good napping weather"... that is the moment i am drugging the dog so she will not ruin that moment for me.

and you wonder why she thinks of you as chopped liver?
personally, i would think she would love the person that makes her feel reeeeeaaaal good much better...