the fur and blubber are nice

so you sometimes wonder when the travel karma will kick in.  i know for a fact that i must have clubbed a baby seal in my past life to deserve some of my travel woes.  i clubbed the hell out of that seal and then kicked it and then beat up its baby brother.

so.  i am in newark.  in a crappy hotel.  the toilet keeps running and there are weird noises.  and when i turned the corner to come down the hall to my room, i just knew those freaky-a$$ twins from the shining would be standing at the end of the hall asking me to come play with them.  i'm pretty sure they are outside the door mocking me now.

i waited for that hotel shuttle for 40 minutes.  by the way, the shuttle was soaking wet... on the inside.  yes, the seats were wet.  nice.  there is free wifi and i am in a nice king size bed.  but my flight isn't until later tomorrow and i am way to tired to do something fun and cool, like take a cab to the big city and shop.  oh my god.  traveling has clubbed my inner shopping seal.