a love letter
my dear cider,
it is not everyday that i get to spend quality time with you. my love affair with you is usually while i am in france when i know i can be with you as often as i want. and although i do not get to feel you tickle me while i drink your bubbly nature every day, i often think of you.
you are refreshing and light and fun yet intoxicating. you are better than a beer but more casual and friendly than a champagne. you are clearly the perfect drink for that moment when i want to sit back and relax and have a conversation with friends.
why i don't spend more time with you, i am not sure. it could be because that would make me an alcoholic and i do not want to be that kind of girl with you. that is why i think we should keep our relationship casual. that, and i am a married woman after all...
forever yours,
jeorg

is this like a kissing cousin? or a distant cousin?
Ahhh, if only I had read this letter a day earlier I would have a drunk post up right now....