i'm a snot, it is true

listen up girls.  i had to create a new category for this flippin post.  i know you are all cute and sh!t in your little miniskirt... and you think that little dress that is shorter than short is adorable.

but...

nothing says slutty american girl like the way you dress in paris.  now, i know it is acceptable to dress that way at home, but here, in paris, you are being judged brutally by everyone and i cannot take it anymore.  put on a fu¢king pair of pants underneath that long shirt (it is not a short dress!!!) and that miniskirt is to be worn over leggings or pants... i do not want to see your panties!!!