i would be screwed in 200 days

one of my biggest weaknesses is coke.  because it is the most wonderfullest breuvage on the face of the earth.  true story!

maple, our youngest kitty, totally drinks after anyone AND drinks anything in a glass.  this is true of anything.  like orange juice.  i have never met a cat who was not offended by citrus, but if it is in a glass, she is open to it.

i was on the computer earlier drooling over the pods and trying to decide when i hear this really loud slurping!  omg!  all she needed was a straw and she would have made bubbles.  i peered around the laptop to see her headfirst in my glass of coke.

the following conversation happened:

me: maple!

maple: i lickz my lipz (she speaks lol cat fluently).

me: that's my coke!

maple: i haz coke 2.

i really am glad she is an indoor cat because i would be rabid in about 200 days.  fyi, i still drank the coke.  i have no limits on sharing food.  ask me about the apple and the 2 year old... yes.  i have no limits.