letter of resignation

dear officials and people in charge of tv stations,

um.  so yeah.  this writer's strike thing.  it needs to stop.  i have resigned myself to my netflix subscription and to books for forms of entertainment, but is it really so hard to share the profit?  is it?

i have resigned myself to the idea that you have sucked me in and made me addicted to those characters on tv.  i am resigned to the fact that i consider them part of the family and am invested in their futures (even though i am more than willing for you to kill off quite a few of them).  but i need them.  please, please, please give the writers part of the internet profit.  pleeeeeaaaase!

they deserve it.  really.  really they do.  without them, without the writers, i am left with game shows and reality tv... and really, where is the clever banter and the wit?  where?  it isn't there!  i need the writers.  i need them.  where would i be without pushing daisies?  or californication?  or grey's?  or heroes?  where?!?!?

GIVE THEM THE MONEY!

sincerely,
the princess