i am a beast!
so this afternoon/evening i went to hell. otherwise known as the mall. this is my most natural environment as a beast. i can be seen exhibiting all the beastly characteristics unbecoming of a fine, upstanding, young lady like myself.
i was there seeing if one of the stores, where i had a gift card, had stuff that the other store didn't have. oh my! they did. and i proceeded to lose my mind. i will admit, it is not hard for me to lose my mind while i shop. i experience a mild form of lunacy in front of sale bins. i am willing to dig and shuffle until i find whatever it is that i am not really looking for.
most people avoid shopping with me because i will totally displace my lunacy onto them and start shopping for them as well. this usually causes one of two things. one, the person enjoys this but ends up cutting off their right arm to pay for the experience. two, they start crying from the stress of the beast foaming at the mouth because she got a top for $3.50 that was originally $32. i am not kidding. it is so adorable!
i was there seeing if one of the stores, where i had a gift card, had stuff that the other store didn't have. oh my! they did. and i proceeded to lose my mind. i will admit, it is not hard for me to lose my mind while i shop. i experience a mild form of lunacy in front of sale bins. i am willing to dig and shuffle until i find whatever it is that i am not really looking for.
most people avoid shopping with me because i will totally displace my lunacy onto them and start shopping for them as well. this usually causes one of two things. one, the person enjoys this but ends up cutting off their right arm to pay for the experience. two, they start crying from the stress of the beast foaming at the mouth because she got a top for $3.50 that was originally $32. i am not kidding. it is so adorable!
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I went to the mall a week ago. Fortunately I was just accompanying a friend, and we didn't go beyond Express and New York Company. Then we had some sustenance at PF Chang's. It was quite painless.