sitting wishing waiting

long story, but i have been in a waiting room all day.  i am still here after having gotten here at 10am.  you check the blog post time. 

while sitting here and chatting with a friend and hearing of castro's retirement, i decided to create my own "before i die wishlist."  a little side note here.  um.  this list is being written by me and you have to remember that i am, well, the center of the universe.  : )

1.  cause missile crisis à la cuban missile crisis, but on a scale of princess magnitude.
2.  take over world and rule with iron tiara.
3.  impose a tiara wednesday and a tutu thursday.
4.  snuff out revolution with marshmallows and smores treats.
5.  outlaw snow.  unless i want snow.  then it is legal.
6.  brainwash the world to forget about the hokey pokey and the electric slide.  ok.  brainwash the world to forget about all forms of line dancing because it is wrong.
7.  imprison bob costas and throw rotten fruit at him on a daily basis.  his tyranny must come to an end.
8.  have a portable fountain coke machine.
9.  create a peanut butter monopoly around the world with jif peanut butter.  really, nothing else should exist.  posers. 
10.  eradication of the world's pigeon and squirrel population.  fu¢king flying and tree rats.