the food did it

so today, i managed to forget my lunch.  now normally, this is fine and dandy and i can survive until i can find food.  for whatever reason though, i was starving by the time i made it to the office and could have gnawed off one of my feet.  i was starved.  it felt like i hadn't eaten in years.  seriously, if i had looked in a mirror, i would have seen an olsen twin, that is how hungry i was.

so i made it home and remembered the leftovers in the fridge from my dinner last night.  i already regret eating them for a couple of reasons.  the first being, shudder, they were leftovers, shudder, with meat.  i ate it last night and it was good but i do not like leftovers and i especially don't like leftovers with meat in them.  there is something about it that repulses me to the core and usually i can eat about half of it before i want to gag and end up throwing out the rest. 

the second reason is that i managed to eat the whole container of leftovers and i am now pregnant with a food baby.  (thank you juno for teaching me the term because i totally get the "food baby".)  yes.  my tummy went from chubby from all the lattes and the fact that the weather has been so wonky that i haven't walked to work much (joining gym in may), to now a food baby belly.  i think i am gonna be sick.