spam, the other why-meat

i have despammed this website.  you know, i would like to point out that years ago, spam was only a pantry problem. that issue of opening the pantry, seeing it on the shelf because it migrated there with some fruitcake some insane person gave you during the holidays, that was the only time people encountered spam.

now, i have it on good authority, and that authority being one person i met from hawaii, that hawaiians love spam.  bless them for taking one for the team.  maybe, they would like to take care of website spam problems for us too.  i mean, why else is hawaii a state, if not to take care of spam problems for the rest of us.