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there are several ways to get a boost or a perk in your day. there have been all sorts of articles by psychologists who talk about this on cnn and various other news sites. i think the psychologists are silly spending their hard earned time on something that is truly evident. like DUH!
so here... take a hit. nothing will make you feel all good and bubbly inside like looking at that. i dare you. come on. you know it will make you feel better. do it. all your friends do.
so here... take a hit. nothing will make you feel all good and bubbly inside like looking at that. i dare you. come on. you know it will make you feel better. do it. all your friends do.
one of my favorite things to eat is plain, whole milk yogurt. i will add things to it to make it sweet if i so desire, but really, plain, whole milk yogurt is divine.
one of the kitties, socks, the fatty, loves to eat. (btw, the photo is of butter. this story is not about her. she feels gypped.) he will hunt food down in our household and it is really embarrassing.
one of the things he lurves to the end of earth is to lick my yogurt cups. who can blame the kitty. i mean, yum. so. in order to not have an argument, to not have to chase him off the counters, to not have to listen to him yowl, to not have to watch him hunt the spoon that touched of the yogurt, etc, i just hold the cup and let him lick it when i am done.
i am a bad momma.
one of the kitties, socks, the fatty, loves to eat. (btw, the photo is of butter. this story is not about her. she feels gypped.) he will hunt food down in our household and it is really embarrassing.
one of the things he lurves to the end of earth is to lick my yogurt cups. who can blame the kitty. i mean, yum. so. in order to not have an argument, to not have to chase him off the counters, to not have to listen to him yowl, to not have to watch him hunt the spoon that touched of the yogurt, etc, i just hold the cup and let him lick it when i am done.
i am a bad momma.
we have three cats. butter who will be 9. socks who will be 7 and maple who will be 5. our cats are insane. and to be quite honest, i do not understand them most of the time.
this evening, they have taken to running around like crazy animals who look like they are running from a burning building. only thing is, the house is not on fire, and there is really their commute from one room to the next is not that large, so speeding, kind of a moot point.
now, i would also like you to know that it is colder than a witches tit outside and the dog has decided that being out there, lying on the deck is clearly the only way to go at 10:35 pm. i mean really, where else would you want to be? certainly not a warm bed near the heating vent. or on one of the couches curled up (blankets provided).
i dunno. they all seem crazy to me.
this evening, they have taken to running around like crazy animals who look like they are running from a burning building. only thing is, the house is not on fire, and there is really their commute from one room to the next is not that large, so speeding, kind of a moot point.
now, i would also like you to know that it is colder than a witches tit outside and the dog has decided that being out there, lying on the deck is clearly the only way to go at 10:35 pm. i mean really, where else would you want to be? certainly not a warm bed near the heating vent. or on one of the couches curled up (blankets provided).
i dunno. they all seem crazy to me.
this is how thomas' morning goes...
one of my biggest weaknesses is coke. because it is the most wonderfullest breuvage on the face of the earth. true story!
maple, our youngest kitty, totally drinks after anyone AND drinks anything in a glass. this is true of anything. like orange juice. i have never met a cat who was not offended by citrus, but if it is in a glass, she is open to it.
i was on the computer earlier drooling over the pods and trying to decide when i hear this really loud slurping! omg! all she needed was a straw and she would have made bubbles. i peered around the laptop to see her headfirst in my glass of coke.
the following conversation happened:
me: maple!
maple: i lickz my lipz (she speaks lol cat fluently).
me: that's my coke!
maple: i haz coke 2.
i really am glad she is an indoor cat because i would be rabid in about 200 days. fyi, i still drank the coke. i have no limits on sharing food. ask me about the apple and the 2 year old... yes. i have no limits.
maple, our youngest kitty, totally drinks after anyone AND drinks anything in a glass. this is true of anything. like orange juice. i have never met a cat who was not offended by citrus, but if it is in a glass, she is open to it.
i was on the computer earlier drooling over the pods and trying to decide when i hear this really loud slurping! omg! all she needed was a straw and she would have made bubbles. i peered around the laptop to see her headfirst in my glass of coke.
the following conversation happened:
me: maple!
maple: i lickz my lipz (she speaks lol cat fluently).
me: that's my coke!
maple: i haz coke 2.
i really am glad she is an indoor cat because i would be rabid in about 200 days. fyi, i still drank the coke. i have no limits on sharing food. ask me about the apple and the 2 year old... yes. i have no limits.
so. i know everyone checks out what search strings bring someone to one's site. but i find my major one fascinating.
because you see, it isn't my wit or charm or adorable princessy self that brings people to my sight. oh no. it isn't even something cool like porn, sex, rock and roll, drugs or any combination of those words, ideas or general rock star cool concepts. oh no. it isn't a funny combination of words like "snorting cheese whiz". oh no.
no. what brings people to my site then?
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