December 2009 Archives

so the baby is definitely a very stretchy baby.  not so much a little thumper but rather a yoga instructor.  i am now curious that maybe my baby has a similar sleep position as me... which is like a starfish.  sprawled out and comfy.  this begs the question as to whether that is genetic or environmental, but that's not the point.  the point is, ow.  this is not going to get any more comfortable for either one of us, but i feel that we need to have a memorandum of agreement:

1.  i will provide an unlimited amount of space once the baby is born for stretching out, and
2.  i won't swaddle you up if you are indeed a sprawler, if
3.  you agree to stop trying to perform a uterus expansion project without having taken out all the necessary permits.