Food and Drink: October 2007 Archives
to mr. old man in the grocery store,
it has come to my attention that you are unaware of social norms in the grocery store. it is customary for people to look for items on the shelf while not taking up the entire aisle.
since you refused to comply with my polite request to move out of my way so i could look at the cookies, i am left with no other recourse but to be confused, make faces and roll my eyes as you continually block my passage to the cookies. i am asking you to cease aisle blocking other shoppers.
i demand that you immediately desist in further cookie blocking as this is an infringement of everyone's god given, amuhrican right to cookies, otherwise i shall be forced to take further action including, but not limited to, pushing you down and breaking your hip.
yours truly,
jeorg
it has come to my attention that you are unaware of social norms in the grocery store. it is customary for people to look for items on the shelf while not taking up the entire aisle.
since you refused to comply with my polite request to move out of my way so i could look at the cookies, i am left with no other recourse but to be confused, make faces and roll my eyes as you continually block my passage to the cookies. i am asking you to cease aisle blocking other shoppers.
i demand that you immediately desist in further cookie blocking as this is an infringement of everyone's god given, amuhrican right to cookies, otherwise i shall be forced to take further action including, but not limited to, pushing you down and breaking your hip.
yours truly,
jeorg
one of my biggest weaknesses is coke. because it is the most wonderfullest breuvage on the face of the earth. true story!
maple, our youngest kitty, totally drinks after anyone AND drinks anything in a glass. this is true of anything. like orange juice. i have never met a cat who was not offended by citrus, but if it is in a glass, she is open to it.
i was on the computer earlier drooling over the pods and trying to decide when i hear this really loud slurping! omg! all she needed was a straw and she would have made bubbles. i peered around the laptop to see her headfirst in my glass of coke.
the following conversation happened:
me: maple!
maple: i lickz my lipz (she speaks lol cat fluently).
me: that's my coke!
maple: i haz coke 2.
i really am glad she is an indoor cat because i would be rabid in about 200 days. fyi, i still drank the coke. i have no limits on sharing food. ask me about the apple and the 2 year old... yes. i have no limits.
maple, our youngest kitty, totally drinks after anyone AND drinks anything in a glass. this is true of anything. like orange juice. i have never met a cat who was not offended by citrus, but if it is in a glass, she is open to it.
i was on the computer earlier drooling over the pods and trying to decide when i hear this really loud slurping! omg! all she needed was a straw and she would have made bubbles. i peered around the laptop to see her headfirst in my glass of coke.
the following conversation happened:
me: maple!
maple: i lickz my lipz (she speaks lol cat fluently).
me: that's my coke!
maple: i haz coke 2.
i really am glad she is an indoor cat because i would be rabid in about 200 days. fyi, i still drank the coke. i have no limits on sharing food. ask me about the apple and the 2 year old... yes. i have no limits.
