thoughts: June 2006 Archives

so i thought i would throw my two cents in because not having had children, i feel that i am quite capable of giving advice to people with kids and those who are expecting.  since i am an expert, please take my advice seriously.  and if you have baby fever, or you already have kids, please feel free to apply this advice for the future.

so listen up you and you, because i am going to give you the best advice for raising your kids you will ever receive, and i will do it in two words: duct tape.

yep.  you heard it.  duct tape.

you see, duct tape is the solution to all your parenting needs.

*please realize that none of my thoughts or theories should be put into practice.  if you get offended by the following, then you have forgotten that you are reading the blog of a person who wants to be dictator of the world and wants to institute tiara wednesday.  keep that in mind before pursuing my advice on parenting.